Tell me why won't you ride in the bike path?
Your little spandex shorts don't make you that fast.
Your buns they do look nice, but you know I won't think twice
If I accidentally lose my cup of ice
Well you know that riding a bike is a green thing
A healthy happy way to get around town
Why would you wanna match metal with a car on the roadway
When they spent so much to have the bike path around
If you wanna share the road with all the drivers
Then quit running all the stop signs around town
If you want all this traffic, well be my guest then
You can have the road, I'll take the bike path for now